Oblivion Keyblade

Description
When the Lady Forge first presented me with this grotesquely huge key, I was enthralled: A key! To something! What it was to I did not know! Perhaps she was rewarding me with a key to an abyssmal realm!! Without even asking the Lady Forge, I set off on an epic adventure to discover what this monster key belonged to. (Adventure illustrated below.)

After much searching, I returned to the Lady Forge and asked her where the lock was. She gave me a hearty \"lol\" and told me that the key was a weapon. I blinked in disbelief and suddenly felt better for my misdeed at the reactor. A weapon? My god, how is it possible that an item used for opening a door can be used as an offensive weapon?!?!

As you can see, I was never a big fan of the Kingdom Hearts series due to my loathing of disney and some of the cheesy concepts I witnessed, so I approached this from a view I thought was appropriate enough. This \"keyblade\" is actually quite attractive. The color scheme is dark as is the design. The texturing is quite decent. I looked up a comparison picture and saw an almost exact match. However, from a neutral view, I daresay this hardly merits the word \"Oblivion\" for a name. Too strong for something that opens doors. However, I know that\'s the name Square Enus gave it, so I can\'t really complain on that.

In terms of design and accuracy, the Lady Forge (though I hate to admit it) has done extremely well. However, before this review, I clubbed her with a mucus covered salmon to chastise her for making a door device into a weapon. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you humans. =_=

Overall? I\'d recommend it to either the Kingdom Hearts series fans or the people who enjoy using bizarre weapons.

Way to turn my world upside down, M\'lady ⌐_⌐ +



- Averus Retruthan