Ultimate Baseball Bat

Description
The baseball bat. A sportsman\'s tool key to baseball, and a favored weapon by civilian and Mafioso alike, and quite a brutal weapon to think about...but this one doesn\'t strike me too well.

It\'s a shame, too, because this bat has a pretty decent model. It\'s not too showy, with the only fleck of color other than the wood grain being a small strip tied around the midsection. There\'s four colors, being red, blue, black, and a strange spiral pattern one. The model itself isn\'t bad at all, it\'s the sounds that kinda put me off. They\'re rather...cartoony, in a bad way. The turn on and off sounds is some guy yelling \"GEETTT UP!,\" or \"WHAAAAT?!\" respectively. The swing sound literally sounds like some guy making the sound with his mouth, and the hit sounds are stock punch impact noises.

It goes without saying, I think a more unified soundset would have made this a lot more appealing instead of what you have now. I can probably guess you were going for a comical appeal, but I think y\'coulda used a normal soundset since it\'d be still funny to smack cultists in the head with a bat. So, with all that being said, the choice is yours, obviously.


- Averus Retruthan