Fart-ghri

Description
Typical, everyone avoids this file, so I gotta pass it through, since we can't really deny this file entry ⌐_⌐

So here's what the description says:

[quote]Basically this is one big fart joke. It changes the sounds of the Noghri and their weapons to various (and humorous) noises of flatulence. The end result is a whole bunch of gas-obsessed Noghri breaking wind and cracking jokes even in the heat of battle.[/quote]

Here's what it really is:

Basically this is one weak fart joke. It changes the sounds of the Noghri and their weapons to cliche juvenile, wholly unfunny noises of flatulence made solely through the author's mouth. The end result is a whole bunch of gas-obsessed Noghri with mixed youth/Noghri voices breaking wind and cracking stupid jokes even in the heat of battle.

⌐_⌐ I think I know why everyone avoided this file. I myself knew it couldn't be that great. I wasn't expecting THIS weak though. If you're going to try and be funny, you're seriously going to have to put a little more effort and not make all the noises yourself. Trust me, this wasn't a totally bad idea, as the Noghri's weaponry does seem reminiscent of ass-gas, but juvenile humor such as this requires precision and practice to make it be funny.

I've already said too much =_= you want to hear what I'm talking about, look. It's PC/Mac compatible


- Averus Retruthan