The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

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Well, hell, bonus points for unique. Very.... Shakespearian.

So, let me digest this. A quill.... that emits a refracted beam of blue-hot light.... and causes people to bleed very cartoony ink? And a parchment scroll capable of deflecting energy weapons?

Hey, why the hell not? We've got sonic screwdrivers that get disrupted by hairdryers, fake Chaos Emeralds, starships which according to the laws of Newtonian physics would be shattered by dust and debris the moment they accelerate and would be incinerated as soon as they touch an atmosphere yet somehow manage to survive either scenario intact, Nintendo Wii and a UNIX-based OS that is still actually used in 2008. Believe me when I say this ain't the weirdest gadget we've had inside nor outside the sci-fi genre.

By all accounts the quill and parchment are fine, they look the real deal and pass the mustard easily enough. The ink effect is deliciously splodgy, and believe me when I say I mean that in the most 'Simpsons meets Shakespeare meets zero gravity test chamber' way you can possibly imagine. With a dash of Pingu added in for good measure.

Quirky enough to download? Sure.

Just don't blame me if Rosh suddenly starts reciting sonnets from [i]A Midsummer Night's Dream[/i], or if Jan suddenly runs in yelling "O Kyle, Kyle! Wherefore art thou Kyle!?"....

~ Kouen