Harley Quinn

Description
I woke up this morning to my phone ringing from an individual I didn't notice before. The area code resembled that of a city I've never actually been to, because it might not even exist. A cold shiver ran down my spine as I picked up the phone, with the only answer being a "Hello." A slightly girly sound came from the other end, and it was probably something that normal men shouldn't hear.

"Hey, Denariax! It's Harley Quinn. No, seriously! Look, I got a hot tip for 'ya. Check out your mailbox, you got a surprise waiting for 'ya!"

Intrigued by a response such as this, I proceeded to open my mailbox. Lo and behold, it was more than just a hot tip. It was Harley Quinn herself, manufactured into a three-dimensional player object for a game that I review for!

Instantly satisfied, I placed this woman in my base folder, and started up my Jedi Academy game. After connecting, I ripped through the files I already have, and noticed Harley's face on an icon. I proceeded to click on it, and decided that it was worthy.

The model itself is more than satisfactory. Instead of giving us something 'realistic', it went for the old style comic book look. Averus himself stated that she looked a bit smaller than the average normal person, or even the average Miss America. However, I began to tell him that this is what Harley Quinn actually looks like. She was extremely anorexic, and this model only details that fact with only a sense true Batman nerds will enjoy.

Now, I then began to notice several issues. The neck itself was strange, a bit stiff you might say. However, I looked past this, as I noticed a blank spot where an icon should be. I clicked on that, and whoopsies! Harley's jester hat seemingly disappeared, which apparently also held her makeup togehter. I saw the short-haired girl I remembered, and I was happy.

Now, this skin was more than satisfactory. I noticed that there were team skins! Usually, it would be red and black, and blue and black, correct? Well, not exactly. I saw a red and white, which didn't even look desaturated! I was impressed, with an impressitude not seen before many mere mortals.

This is when I entered the game, and decided to see if this woman could speak. I pressed my 'I' key, the key I binded for Taunts. I was then attacked by a four-worded phrase, directly from the old cartoon itself. However, while being called a loser three times, followed by a laugh, I was still happy.

And that, fellow citizens of Gotham Academy, is Harley Quinn in a detailed nutshell. I must leave you now, as I must now find someone to play the Harley for my Joker persona. Toodles!

~New Models - Yes
~New Textures - Yes
~New Sounds - Yes
~New Teamskins - Yes

-The Denariax-

PS: There is a reference somewhere in this page. Ohhhh, my comic teacher would be so proud.